Romantic Quote that are funny too - Best Romantic Quotes

This post is coming after a gap of around 10 months and best I thought of was to share few funny romantic quotes that will make you smile and at the same time feel full of love. Hope you will like these, please feel free to add more to the list. Simply send your quotes to m23mike@gmail.com and I'll update those here.

I love you like a fat kids loves cake.

 

 

 

 

You are the cheese to my macroni

 

 

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

 

 

 

 

Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

 

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

 

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

 

The Brain is most outstanding organ, it work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "UNSTABLE"

 

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

 

 

 

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

Don't break someone's heart they have only 1. Break their bone, they have 206 of them.

 

 

 

 

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him.