Romantic Quote that are funny too - Best Romantic Quotes

This post is coming after a gap of around 10 months and best I thought of was to share few funny romantic quotes that will make you smile and at the same time feel full of love. Hope you will like these, please feel free to add more to the list. Simply send your quotes to m23mike@gmail.com and I'll update those here.

I love you like a fat kids loves cake.

 

 

 

 

You are the cheese to my macroni

 

 

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

 

 

 

 

Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

 

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

 

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

 

The Brain is most outstanding organ, it work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "UNSTABLE"

 

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

 

 

 

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

Don't break someone's heart they have only 1. Break their bone, they have 206 of them.

 

 

 

 

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him.

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Be careful of your thoughts
for your thoughts become your word.

Be careful of your words
for your words become your actions.

Be careful of your actions
for your actions become your habits.

Be careful of your habits
for your habits become your character.

Be careful of your character
for your character becomes your destiny.

20 Truth Quotes : funny quotes about truth and facts of life

Read the 20 truth quotes about facts of life. some of them are real funny.

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad Ministers are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. Every wife and husband always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Also to read 20 sweet lovely sorry quotes, sorry cards reallly nice quotes to say sorry to someone you care @ http://luvquotes.blogspot.com/2007/10/20-sweet-lovely-sorry-quotes-sorry.html

Newtons Law and love : Rules of love

Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a boy towards a gal is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the gal and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law:
The force applied while proposing a gal by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.