Romantic Quote that are funny too - Best Romantic Quotes

>> Friday, May 27, 2016

This post is coming after a gap of around 10 months and best I thought of was to share few funny romantic quotes that will make you smile and at the same time feel full of love. Hope you will like these, please feel free to add more to the list. Simply send your quotes to m23mike@gmail.com and I'll update those here.


I love you like a fat kids loves cake.

 

 

 

 

You are the cheese to my macroni

 

 

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

 

 

 

 

Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

 

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

 

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

 

The Brain is most outstanding organ, it work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "UNSTABLE"

 

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

 

 

 

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

Don't break someone's heart they have only 1. Break their bone, they have 206 of them.

 

 

 

 

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him.

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Charming Love Quotes That Can Make You Smile

>> Monday, July 20, 2015

Cute love quotes will show you how to particular loving dreams about love, and in accumulation to make you laugh nervously with laughter. Whether or not you have merely fallen start over heels in love, at primary step of your relationship, or else you only wish to bask inside the happiness of your love, let these cute love quotes repeat your loving and funny side.

There are various ways to take pleasure and fun to your love relationship. Sending a bunch of roses with a loving note when your lover is feeling lose in love. Writing a poem manually is a very loving motion. Sending an amazing love letter is also a good gesture. Using a glossary and pick out descriptive words to express your best sides of your sweetheart effort wonderfully well too.

An additional manner is to use cute love quotes in your Valentine's Day cards, emails and writing to convey a sure jokey nature into your relationship. Make your girlfriend or boyfriend thinks loved and respected. Attach hasten of romance with these quotes and simply let the love of cute love quotes covering you.

Best Love Quotes:

  • I'm not hastening into being in love. I'm finding fourth position tough sufficient.-Regina
  • At the feel of love everybody becomes a poet.-Plato
  • I was sick and painful all over. I be either in love or I had smallpox.- Woody Allen
  • A kiss is an attractive trick offered by natural world to discontinue speech when words become excessive.- Ingrid Bergman
  • Women are made to be loved, not unspoken.- Oscar Wilde
  • Love is similar to an hour goblet, with the guts filling up as the mind empties.- Jules Renord 



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School Time Quotes - Nice Quotes about School Life

>> Tuesday, July 14, 2015

This post is just an extension to my previous post. The only difference is that I'm writing this post after I recently got a chance to meet two school friends after a gap of almost 15 years. The other post was about meeting a college friend.  It was a day to cherish for long and I'd like to share that experience with you, but before I share the story for that day, here are some nice quotes about school like.

School time quotes for you

  • Today is like our first day of School, the butterflies are back as we remember the friends we made years ago. Our future may not be going down the same path, but our friendship we will always have. Till we meet again.
  • When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part.
  • It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. - Laurie Halse Anderson
  • The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.― Tom Bodett
  • Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.― George Carlin
  • He who opens a school door, closes a prison.  - Victor Hugo
  • My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years. - Paul Merton
  • Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years – George Burns
  • Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons in life.
  • The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book
  • I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
Now comes the story part of this post. It was a normal day, I came back from office at around 3 pm, had my lunch and went to sleep. As usual after waking up I checked my facebook account and there were messages from school time friend Santosh K Rathore. Here are the exact lines from him:


jaldi jawab do
Aaj Dinner ka plan hai ...DT rajiv chowk pe
ashfaqullah khan ne kaha hai wahin lootengey train ..

First I was confused about DT Rajiv Chowk, then I realised he was talking about DT Mall at Rajiv Gandhi, IT Park in Chandigarh.  Quickly we share the phone number and made a plan to meet there at the mall. Aditi was also coming and as expected girls never be on time. We met at around 8 and it was round of talk with memories flash back and then in search of a good road side dhaba we reached almost near Ambala, had our dinner and came back to IT park ar around 2 in the morning.  We had a planned a trip to Himalayas soon as Santosh in on a 2 months off from work and I might get a week off in coming week.

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Wonderful Quotes about meeting old friends after a long time

>> Monday, December 08, 2014

Meeting old friends is always a nice feeling. You cherish the memories of nice time you spend together in the past. This is the feeling that I'm carrying at this moment. My friend Satish Kumar Dhiman  visited me yesterday. We met after a gap of  10 years and we've a lot to talk but time was less as he has to board his early morning flight to his work place.  It was like old days are back. It was one of those days marked in your diary as unforgettable ones. I'm making this post for all those old friends who has taken time from their busy lives for a get together. Here are some of the lovely quotes about old friends and reunion with old mates after a log gap.

  • Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed. 
  • It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  •  The first temptation, upon meeting an old friend after many years, is always to - look the other way.
  • Friends make memories. The heart preserves them.
  • The only good thing about going to the fights is you can go into the green room and you can see some of your old friends that you haven't seen in a long time.
  • Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take his place. Friendship is like wine; it gets better as it grows older.
  • It takes a long time to grow an old friend. - John Leonard

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Birthday Love Quotes – Romantic, Funny & Nice Happy Birthday Quotes

>> Tuesday, July 08, 2014

A birthday comes once a year and is a very special day for every individual. But I’ve learnt in my life that a birthday is a very special occasion and you must get in touch with your loved ones on that day no matter how far they are or how busy you are with your prior personal or professional commitments. No gift can be equivalent to you taking off from your work to celebrate the birthday of your loved ones like partner, spouse, mom, dad, son, daughter, grandparents or friends etc. And a best way to wish is using some lovely or funny quote that can make the day more special. You can use the quote as text, facebook greetings, say those beautiful lines or write over the gift you’ve already purchased. In this post I’m posting some funny and romantic birthday quotes that you can use to show your love on the birthday of friends, relatives, spouse and partner etc to make them feel special. Take a look at the quote below and do share your likes, dislikes or comments about the quotes:

Happy Birthday Quotes: Some general quotes that you can send to friends and relatives.
  • I may not be physically present to stand by you while you cut your cake, but you’ll be in my thoughts today! Happy birthday.
  • On your special day I just want you to know that you are always remembered by me in a very special way. You are always in my prayers and I wish the best for you this birthday. Happy Birthday to you dear one.
  • From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a very happy birthday. May it be filled with love, blessings, and joy
  • It's always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet.
  • A Sizzling celebration, a gathering of friends;here is wishing you great happiness,
     & joy that never ends. " Happy Birthday Friend!
Romantic B'Day Quotes for him and her: 
  • I love you and I want you to know how lucky I am to have you! Happy birthday
  • I feel safe in your arms. You make the world feel far away. Happy Birthday. 
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend, the love of my life, my soul!! I love you beyond words!
  • Your birthday marks another year that we have shared our lives together. With best wishes and undying love I hope you feel special not just today, but forever. Happy Birthday
  • For me, there's nothing better than sharing this special day with my favorite person: you. Happy birthday, my love!
Birthday quotes for mom
  • May all your dearest wishes come true today and every day. Thank you, mom, for everything you do. I love you
Birthday quotes for dad
  • Happy birthday to an awesome dad and an even more awesome friend.
 Funny B'day Quotes:
  • On your birthday today, let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss - From a very naughty secretary who is going to do very naughty things to you tonight.
  •  At least you're not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live long as Long as more Than Devil.
Birthday quotes for Kids: You son or daughter would definitely love these lines from you.

  •  Happy Birthday to you. No matter how old you are, to us you will always be your Daddy's little girl and your Mommy's bundle of joy.
  • Happy Birthday to our little prince/princess. Right from the very first time we held you in our arms, we knew you were special. Today we find ourselves really happy to see you grown up so beautifully. 
You might even try sending some personalized greeting in a form of short video that contains pictures of your together with personalized songs like the one I used this year. Watch the video below:

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Love Quotes for Husband

>> Monday, July 07, 2014

Thanks for your comments and positive response to my post about Marriage love quotes. There were requests from some readers to post love quotes separately for husband and wife. Thus I've decided to make two post and this is the first one that contains romantics quotes a wife can use for her husband. I hope you will like these quotes. So here are some lovely quotes that can be used by a wife to husband:

  • Nothing says "HOME" like the arms of my husband
  • You are my anchor
  • No one ever wanted anything more than I wan you 
  • When I count my blessing I count you twice
  • You are such a blessing in my life. The kids are so happy and you keep all of us so happy. You are the man that any woman would want in her life. Thank you so much for being what you are. By Gloria Tellies
  •  Dear hubby,
    We make an awesome couple you know,
    I may not have too many gestures to show,
    But, I truly love you from my heart,
    No one can ever make us apart,
    Love you loads!
  • Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be. By Angelina Jolie
  • There are no special gestures to show,
     There are no special ways,
     But, today I want you to know,
     That this is the most wonderful phase,
     Of my life,
     I am so happy being your wife!
  • The wisest decision I made in my life is choosing you,
    I have made the right choice. Proud and excited to be your wife.
  • God made me realized how blessed I am.
     For He gave me a wonderful person as my husband
     I Love you so much
  • I don’t need a superhero.
     I don’t need a character from romantic novels.
     I don’t need a prince from fairy tale.
     Why would I wish for those if I have all of them wrapped in one?
     And he’s a real one. I love you so much, my husband.

Romantic quotes from for Wife to be posted soon. 

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Thank You Quotes - Saying Thanks Quotes

>> Friday, August 30, 2013

Thanks is a lovely word used by people all around the globe for appreciation, acknowledgement or expression of gratitude. Generally thanks is used by people multiple times a day in the family, office, while traveling, in the mall, shops, restaurants etc. However how about the situation when just saying Thanks or Thank You is not sufficient.  Like say a situation when someone did helped you in need or someone did an extraordinary thing for you that even you were no expecting. There might be chances when you want to say thanks to your parents, teachers, friends  or loved one in some special manner. 

I've collected some beautifull thank you quotes that I feel can fit your words for those specail moment  for sating thanks to anyone you care. I hope you like these saying thanks quotes.

  • I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.
  • I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.
  • Thank you for your tender love. You'll never really know. How happy that you've made me and how much I love you so.
  • Thanks for doing that. It means a lot to me when you serve me in little ways like that.
  • For your thoughtfulness and generosity, from you I have learned much of life’s philosophy Thank you sincerely.
  • Thanks for being my friend
    Thanks for thinking about me
    Thanks for care about me
    Thanks for everything you did for me
    You shouldn’t have
    But I’m so glad you did
 Thanks so very much for giving your precious time to this blog. Have a great day.

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Quotes on Compromise - Never compromise in life quotations

>> Wednesday, August 21, 2013

There are chances in ones life that  you encounter a situation where you've to make a compromise or loose something. Sometimes you even don't loose but you've to compromise on your moral values, principles. You either make a compromise for monetary benefits or you stand high on character and remain tall in your own eyes.This is an individual choice of a person and I won't want to make a debate on it at this blog. However yes I am posting some beautiful quotes about making or not making compromise in love, life, friendship etc. Kindly read the quotes and share your feedback if you like the quotes, hate them or your feedback for this post.
  • Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. BY Janis Joplin
  • Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. By George Herbert
  • Compromise is a word found only in the vocabulary of those who have no will to fight. By St. JosemarĂ­a Escrivá
  • Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy. By Phyllis McGinley
  • Compromise never, till the death. By Vinay Kumar
  • Compromise only if even death is not an option for not compromising - By Vinay Kumar
  • All compromise is based on give and take, but there can be no give and take on fundamentals. Any compromise on mere fundamentals is a surrender. For it is all give and no take.  By Mahatma Gandhi
  • Compromise is the art of diving a cake in such a way that everyone thinks he got the biggest piece.
  • Compromise makes a good umbrella, but a poor roof; it is temporary expedient, often wise in party politics, almost sure to be unwise in statesmanship. by James Russell Lowell
  • It is the weak man who urges compromise--never the strong man. By Elbert Hubbard Quotes
  • Better bend than break.
The below quotes are written by me just as I was making this post. Date is 21-Aug-2013 and time is 18:40. Here is  full list of various quotes written by me
  • In true love there is not compromise but sacrifice for the loved one by Vinay Kumar
  • If you consider compromise as sacrifice for your loved one, you hardly would ever wonder about what you have to compromise as its immaterial by Vinay Kumar
  • Compromise and Sacrifice are two different thing one have to deal with. Compromises are often materialistic things that not necessarily to be made but sacrifices are something worth to happen in ones life. by Vinay Kumar


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Quotes Written by me

>> Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Listed below are the quotes written by me, read and share your feedback.


  1. One must have good sense of humor kyunki Gambhir to Gautam bhi hia 
  2. Compromise never, till the death
  3. Compromise only if even death is not an option for not compromising
  4.  In real life there are no Heroes, everyone has a villainous past. 
  5. Every hero has a villainous past. 
  6. In true love there is not compromise but sacrifice for the loved one
  7. If you consider compromise as sacrifice for your loved one, you hardly would ever wonder about what you have to compromise as its immaterial 
  8. Compromise and Sacrifice are two different thing one have to deal with. Compromises are often materialistic things that not necessarily to be made but sacrifices are something worth to happen in ones life. 
  9. Aadmi ko gyani hona chahiye BABA to rahul bhi hai
  10. Aadmi ko real hona chaiye Xerox to MODI bhi hai
  11. When you've nothing to do - DO THE DEW (Added 31-May-2014) 

  12. The Namo model is so futuristic that even BJP core working committee and the Indian cabinet don't know how it works.
  13. There is a difference between batting well and scoring runs. 



I hope you mus have understood the meaning of all the quotes except the quote number 1, the quote in hindi language. So for those people I need to explain the my first quote i.e.  "One must have good sense of humor kyunki Gambhir to Gautam bhi hia". First line is self explanatory. Second lines means even Gautam is non-humorous. Gautam Gambhir is a cricket player who've played for Indian cricket team in One Day, Test and T20 matches. Those who are less aware of the game of cricket needs to check out this blog. Here is the wallpaper of Gautam Gambhir, just in case you research on him make sure you are reading about the right guy.

Image Source: http://www.wallpaperswala.com/gautam-gambhir/

I'm penning down more quotes and will posts some  in near future.
in near future, please keep visiting.

 In case you are using any of the quotes mentioned in this post kindly be courteous enough to cite my name (Vinay Kumar) or link to my LinkedIn Profile http://in.linkedin.com/in/vinaykumarseo

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Wedding night love quotes - romantic wedding night quotes

>> Friday, April 05, 2013

Wedding night (First wedding night) is a special moment for the couple and it’s the night the couple would remember forever. No matters if the couple had a love marriage or arranged marriage or if the couple is from Asia, USA, UK, Dubai, Australia etc. The emotions, the love that both the partners have for each other on the wedding night is something special and how about expressing it in romantic way through some romantic wedding night love quotes. Listed below are some quotes I searched from internet and books in the local library.
  • May all your wedding dreams come true on this your wedding night; keep what your thinking to each other... under the sheets.
  • It seems right now that all I've ever done in my life is making my way here to you.
  • Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide, but I love you, until the end of time.
  • You are the only person that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.
  • I love you because we hate the same stuff.
  • Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart
  • You don't marry someone you can live with...you marry the person who you cannot live without.
  • I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. 
  • I may not be your first, but to be your last would be perfect.
I hope you like the quotes and now this last one is not a quote but a proven formula for the males reading this post about wedding night quotes, please remember that A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

You might also love to read posts below:
  1. Love Quotes for Bride & Groom
  2. Husband Wife Love Quotes
  3. Love before and after marriage


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