Romantic Quote that are funny too - Best Romantic Quotes

This post is coming after a gap of around 10 months and best I thought of was to share few funny romantic quotes that will make you smile and at the same time feel full of love. Hope you will like these, please feel free to add more to the list. Simply send your quotes to m23mike@gmail.com and I'll update those here.

I love you like a fat kids loves cake.

 

 

 

 

You are the cheese to my macroni

 

 

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

 

 

 

 

Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.

 

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

 

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

 

The Brain is most outstanding organ, it work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "UNSTABLE"

 

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

 

 

 

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

Don't break someone's heart they have only 1. Break their bone, they have 206 of them.

 

 

 

 

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him.

Wedding night love quotes - romantic wedding night quotes

Wedding night (First wedding night) is a special moment for the couple and it’s the night the couple would remember forever. No matters if the couple had a love marriage or arranged marriage or if the couple is from Asia, USA, UK, Dubai, Australia etc. The emotions, the love that both the partners have for each other on the wedding night is something special and how about expressing it in romantic way through some romantic wedding night love quotes. Listed below are some quotes I searched from internet and books in the local library.

• May all your wedding dreams come true on this your wedding night; keep what your thinking to each other... under the sheets.
• It seems right now that all I've ever done in my life is making my way here to you.
• Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide, but I love you, until the end of time.
• You are the only person that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.
• I love you because we hate the same stuff.
• Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart
• You don't marry someone you can live with...you marry the person who you cannot live without.
• I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. 
• I may not be your first, but to be your last would be perfect.

I hope you like the quotes and now this last one is not a quote but a proven formula for the males reading this post about wedding night quotes, please remember that A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

You might also love to read posts below:

1. Love Quotes for Bride & Groom
2. Husband Wife Love Quotes
3. Love before and after marriage

Movie Love Quotes - Famous & memorable love quotes from movies

Do you watch romantic movies or love stories? Of course you do in fact
most of us watch and like romantic movies. This post is just to
remind you of the romantic love quotes and sayings from the top movies
you must have watched. I hope you will like these movie love quotes
like the previous love, friendship and sorry quotes I've made at this
post. Please free to share you feedback and also post you favorite
quote from any movie in case I missed to post it here.

Famous & memorable love quotes from movies

• A life without love, is no life at all. From Movie - Ever After: A Cinderella Story
• If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?  From Movie - Casper
• If you choose to lock your heart away, you'll loose it for certain.  from Movie - Pirates of the Caribbean
• I am someone else when I'm with you, someone more like myself.   Movie - Original Sin
• Love is friendship on fire. Movie- The Perfect Man
• Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. - Titanic
• Love doesn't end just because we don't see each other anymore. Movie Name - The End Of The Affair
• I will find you. No matter how long it will take, no matter how far. - Movie - The Last Of The Mohicans:
• The only feeling of real loss Is when you love someone More than you love your self. - Movie Name - Good Will Hunting
• Why would you wanna marry me for anyhow? So I can kiss you anytime I want.  - Sweet Home Alabama
• I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.  Movie - From The Notebook
• The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back. - From the Movie - Sweet Home Alabama
• The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. From Movie - Moulin Rouge
• Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.  - Casablanca
• ...someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms, in a sea of deep blue, together at last, together as two.  Movie Name - Can't Buy Me Love
•  Love cannot be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.  Classic movie - Kissing a Fool
• I love you. You’re my only reason to stay alive… if that’s what I am -The Twilight Saga: New Moon
• I thought we would meet only in death. Oscar winner Movie -  Slumdog Millionaire

That's my list of  love quote from various romantic movies I've watched, if you have more to share or you want to recommend a romantic movie to watch, please let me know.